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Copsouls.

Orlando Kerouac, in this the original scroll version of On the Road, tells of the time he was a security guard in a construction company’s barracks.  The description of police brutality and interference in people’s lives is interesting to say the least.  And timely.  I think this culture still exists.

http://cyberblogue.com/sage-crm-7-0-7-1-http-error-503-service-unavailable/ These barracks were for the temporary quartering of overseas construction workers.  The men who came through stayed there waiting for their ship.  Most of them were bound for Okinawa.  Most of them were running away from something – usually the law.  There were tough groups of brothers from Alabama, shifty men from New York, all kinds from all over.  And knowing full well how horrible it would be to work a full year in Okinawa they drank.  The job of the special guards was to see that they didn’t tear the barracks down.  We had our headquarters in the main building, just a wooden contraption with panelwalled offices.  Here at a rolltop desk we sat around shifting our guns off our asses and yawning, and the old cops told stories.  It was a horrible crew of men, men with copsouls, all except Henri and I.  Henri was only trying to make a living, so was I, but these men wanted to make arrests and get compliments from the Chief in town.  They even went so far as to say that if you didn’t make at least one arrest a month you’d be fired.  I gulped at the prospect of making an arrest.  What actually happened was that I was as drunk as anybody in the barracks the night all hell broke loose.  This was the night when the schedule was so arranged that I was all alone for six hours… the only cop on the grounds; and not that anybody knew it, but everybody in the barracks seemed to have gotten drunk that night.  It was because their ship was leaving in the morning.  They drank like seamen do the night before the anchor goes up.  I sat in the office, in a rolltop chair, with my feet on the desk, reading Blue Book adventures about Oregon and the north country, when I suddenly realized there was a great hum of activity in the usually quiet night.  I went out.  Lights were burning in practically every damned shack on the grounds.  Men were shouting, bottles were breaking.  It was do or die for me.  I took my flashlight and went to the noisiest door and knocked.  Someone opened it about six inches.  “What do you want?”  I said “I’m guarding these barracks tonight and you boys are supposed to keep quiet as much as you can” or some such silly remark.  They slammed the door in my face.  I stood looking at the wood of it against my nose.  It was like a western movie; the time had come for me to assert myself.  I knocked again.  They opened up wide this time.  “Listen” I said “I don’t want to come around bothering you fellows but I’ll lose my job if you make too much noise.” “Who are you?” “I’m a guard here.”  “Never seen you before.”  “Well, here’s my badge.”  “What are you doing with that pistolcracker on your ass?”  “It isn’t mine” I apologized “I borrowed it.”  “Have a drink, for krissakes.”  I didn’t mind if I would.  I took two.  I said “Okay boys?  You’ll keep quiet boys?  I’ll get hell you know.”  “It’s allright kid,” they said, “go make your rounds, come back for another drink if you want one.”  And I went to all the doors in this manner and pretty soon I was as drunk as anyone else.  Come dawn, it was my duty to put up the American flag on a sixty foot pole, and this morning I put it up upsidedown and went home to bed.  When I came back in the evening the regular corp of cops were sitting around grimly in the office.  “Say bo, what was all the noise around here last night.  We’ve had complaints from people who live in those houses across the canyon.”  “I don’t know” I said “it sounds pretty quiet right now.”  “The whole contingent’s gone.  You was supposed to keep order around here last night—the Chief is yelling at you—and another thing—do you know you can go to jail for putting the American flag upsidedown on a government pole.”  “Upsidedown?”  I was horrified; of course I hadn’t realized it; I did it every morning mechanically.  I shook out its dust in dew and hauled her up.  “Yessir,” said a fat cop who’d spent thirty years as a guard in the horrible prison known as San Quentin, “you could go to jail for doing something like that.”  The others nodded grimly.  They were always sitting around on their asses; they were proud of their jobs.  They took their guns out and talked about them, but they never pointed them.  They were itching to shoot somebody.  Henri and me.  Let me tell you about the two worst cops.  The fat one who had been a San Quentin guard was potbellied and about sixty, retired and couldn’t keep away from the atmospheres that had nourished his dry soul all his life.  Every night he drove to work in his 37 Buick, punched the clock exactly on time, and sat down at the rolltop desk.  They said he had a wife.  Then he laboured painfully over the simple form we all had to fill out every night—rounds, time, what happened and so on.  Then he leaned back and told stories.  “You should have been here about two months ago when me and Tex” (that was the other horrible cop, a youngster who wanted to be a Texas ranger and had to be satisfied with his present lot) “me and Tex arrested a drunk in Barrack G.  Boy you should have seen the blood fly.  I’ll take you over there tonight and show you the stains on the wall.  We had him bouncing from one wall to another, first Tex hit him with his club, then I did, then Tex took out his revolver and snapped him one, and I was just about to try it myself when he subsided and went quietly.  That fellow swore to kill us when he got out of jail—got thirty days—here it is SIXTY days and he ain’t showed up.”  And this was the big point of the story.  They’d put such a fear in him that he was too yellow to come back and try to kill them.  I began to worry he might try it and mistake me for Tex in a dark barrack alley.  The old cop went on, sweetly reminiscing about the horrors of San Quentin.  “We used to march ‘em like an Army platoon to breakfast.  Wasn’t one man out of step.  Everything went like clockwork.  You should have seen it.  I was a guard there for thirty years.  Never had any trouble.  Those boys knew we meant business.  Now a lot of fellows get soft guarding prisoners and they’re the ones that usually get in trouble.  Now you take you—from what I’ve been observing about you, you seem to me a little bit too LEENENT with the men.”  He raised his pipe and looked at me sharp.  “They take advantage of that, you know.”  I knew that.  I told him I wasn’t cut out to be a cop.  “Yes, but that’s the job that you APPLIED FOR.  ow you got to make up your mind one way or the other, or you’ll never get anywhere.  It’s your duty.  You’re sworn in.  You can’t compromise with things like this.  Law & order’s got to be kept.”  I didn’t know what to say: he was right: but all I wanted to do was sneak out into the night and disappear somewhere, and go and find out what everybody was doing all over the country.  The other cop, Tex, was short, squat, muscular, with a blond crewcut, and a nervous twitch in his neck like a boxer always punching one fist into another.  He rigged himself out like a Texas ranger of old.  He wore a revolver down low, with ammunition belt, and carried a small quirt of some kind and pieces of leather hanging everywhere like if he was a walking torture chamber: shiny shoes, low-hanging jacket, cocky hat, everything but boots.  He was always showing me holds: reaching down under my crotch and lifting me up nimbly.  In point of strength I could have thrown him clear to the ceiling with the same hold and I knew it well; but I never let him know for fear he’d want a wrestling match.  A wrestling match with a guy like that could end up in shooting.  I’m sure he was a better shot; I’d never had a gun in my life.  It scared me to even load one.  He desperately wanted to make arrests.  One night we were alone on duty and he came back pissing mad.  “I told some boys in there to keep quiet and they’re still making noise.  I told them twice.  I always give a man two chances.  Not three.  You come with me, and I’m going back there and arrest them.”  “Well let me give them a third chance,” I said, “I’ll talk to them.”  “No sir, I never gave a man more than two chances.”  I sighed.  Here we go.  We went to the offending room and Tex opened the door and told everybody to file out.  It was embarrassing.  Every single one of us was blushing.  This is the story of America.  Everybody’s doing what they think they’re supposed to do.  So what if a bunch of men talk in loud voices and drink in the night.  But Tex wanted to prove something.  He made sure to bring me along in case they jumped him.  They might have.  They were all brothers, all from Alabama.  We all strolled back to the station.  Tex in front and me in back.  One of the boys said to me “Tell that crotch-eared meanass to take it easy on us, we might get fired for this and never get to Okinawa.”  “I’ll talk to him.”  In the station I told Tex to forget it.  He said, for everybody to hear, and blushing, “I don’t give anybody no more than two chances.”  “What the hail,” said the Alabaman, “what difference does it make.  We might lose our jobs.”  Tex said nothing and filled out the arrest forms.  He arrested only one of them; he called the prowl car in town.  They came and took him away.  The other brothers walked off sullenly.  “What’s Ma going to say?” they said.  One of them came back to me.  “You tell that Texas sonofabitch if my brother ain’t out of jail tomorrow night he’s going to get his ass fixed.”  I told Tex, in a neutral way, and he said nothing.  The brother was let off easy and nothing happened.  The contingent shipped out; a new wild bunch came in. (166-70)

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