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Varro on Beyonce.

04-Feb-13

I’ve been reading Varro’s De Re Rustica in the midst of my daily labors (mostly cutting and carrying wood), and seeing new mother Beyonce looking rather fit at the Superbowl last night minded me of this passage:

“Ut te audii dicere,” inquit, “cum in Liburniam venisses, te vidisse matres familias eorum affere ligna et simul pueros, quos alerent, alias singulos, alias binos, quae ostenderunt fetas nostras, quae in canopiis iacent dies aliquot, esse eiuncidas ac contemnendas.”

Cui ego, “Certe,” inquam, “nam in Illyrico hoc amplius, praegnatem saepe, cum venit pariendi tempus, non longe ab opere discedere ibique enixam puerum referre, quem non peperisse, sed invenisse putes.”

“As I have heard you say,” Cossinius said, “when you were in Croatia, you saw their women carrying firewood, with children at the breast – sometimes two children at a time!  They show that our mothers, who lay around for days afterwards under mosquito-nets, are worthless Kate-Moss-types.”

I replied, “Absolutely.  And what’s even more, when I was in Albania, I more than once saw a pregnant woman, when she went into labor, move a short distance away from her work, give birth right there and come back with it so quickly you would have thought she had just found the child as opposed to having given birth to it!”  (Varro R.R.2.10.8)

So apparently the contemptuous Roman term for overly skinny chicks – translated somewhat freely above as “Kate-Moss-types” – is eiuncidae, “stretched out like rushes.”

My father used to tell stories like this about my mother all the time, that she would work until such-and-such a time, give birth, and then get back to the working.  But of course my father’s stories, like Varro’s I think, grew a bit in the telling.  But it’s worth noting when you hear people adamantly denying that Beyonce could have possibly given birth to a baby and then been in such fighting trim so soon after.  And of course there’s a whole website dedicated pretty much to the labors of pregnant woman around the world.

A Winter Day.

02-Feb-13

The day started sunny and cold and bright, good woodcutting weather, and I ended up bringing in something like nine bags of wood today.  This is a good day’s work.  I split some black cherry, which is so beautiful that I often feel a little bad about burning it.  It supposedly takes the knife and chisel very well, and if anyone wants to carve anything out of the stuff I can provide the wood.

The spring has remained open this winter, and I brought up four gallons of water, heated some of it on the stove, and took a shower in the afternoon.  It seemed wonderfully luxurious.  I heated the cabin up to 75 degrees so my exit from the shower would be unusually pleasant, which it was.

I spent a little while watching a pair of pileated woodpeckers tearing apart the downed wood on the forest floor.  They are such amazing birds: crow-sized woodpeckers, with far-traveling voices, beautiful white flashes on their wings, and red caps which can be seen from a quarter-mile away.  They travel in pairs, which never fails to move me in some way.  No matter how much time I spend in the woods, and no matter how happily, I still have the lurking sensation that I can only experience a half of something, and never the whole.

Then in the late afternoon it started snowing, as it seems to do for a portion of almost every day.  A few days ago the snow was almost all gone.  Sure enough the ground is white again, and snow is predicted for tomorrow and the next day as well.

I’ve been writing happily.  I’ve burned through my computer’s battery, and I’m awaiting a new one, but right now the nights are so long I have time enough to write while the generator is running.  When I cook my dinner I put on Prince’s “Baby I’m A Star” and I feel I have energy for all things.

Your God Isn’t Big Enough.

02-Feb-13

A first-hand account of a young woman leaving behind a limited idea of God for something more universal and true.  Like all things that feel real, fascinating.

I have had this conversation with numerous people whose religious ideas have been tested in the furnace of the world: and the great question always remains, “After all the disillusionment with limited religion, what is left?”  For many people the answer is, not much.  Sometimes this is felt as a complete loss: but for me I have felt it as a healthy purge that has allowed true religion to flourish.  Indeed I would not for anything go back to a youthful religion, and I consider this religious insight to be the single greatest boon of getting older.  It is an old story, and it is nice to get on the right side of it.  Jesus himself waged a battle with religion conceived in limited terms, and Paul took it even further.  “Now only these three remain: faith [maybe trust], hope, and love.  But the greatest of these is love.”

I want a religion that is truly catholic, truly universal in this way, that it leaves nothing out, and fears nothing.

Cold, Cold Wind.

01-Feb-13

Cutting wood outside today I found it colder than any previous day in the whole winter – even though it was 19 degrees, a good 15 degrees warmer than the coldest days we’ve had so far.  The difference was the wind – a bitter, terrible wind.  Not even chopping wood could warm me in that wind.

I’ve ordered some taps for my maple trees, and I’m planning on making some syrup this year.  I may not make much – the universal opinion is that making syrup requires stupendous and ultimately undesirable energy inputs.  The most efficient (but least sustainable of course) warming method puts the ratio at three gallons of fuel oil to produce one gallon of maple syrup.  Boiling the sap on a wood fire of course results in a great deal more heat waste.  An entire cord of wood – about as much wood as I burn all year – I am told can produce fifteen gallons of syrup if it is efficiently applied, not an impressive ratio, and there is no real way I can efficiently apply the heat.  I have been considering building a pizza oven onsite, and perhaps the right thing to do is to find a way to have the same oven be usable to boil sap as well.  An oven of course greatly increases fuel efficiency.

But I may be able to simply drink my sap.  I like soda, which is sugar-water, and sap is the same.  So I’ll be trying just drinking the stuff straight, or perhaps boiling it down slightly to increase the sugar content and flavor.  I may also get a home carbonator.  We’ll see.  One way or another, I’ll have the taps and a little hobby for February and March.

Red Pears.

01-Feb-13

Now’s the time of year when I start dreaming about my garden.  I bought some red pears and just stared and stared at them, I find their color so beautiful.  Now I’m wondering where on my property I can stash some pear trees.  February is a great time of year for us garden-dreamers.

The World’s Coolest Movie Theater.

29-Jan-13

So who knew that the world’s coolest movie theater was in Jamaica, Queens?  All its detailing is preserved too.  Pretty amazing.  It’s now a church, and by a curious but understandable law preventing the state from landmarking church interiors it is not a landmark.

Jesus and the Second Amendment.

29-Jan-13

Andrew Sullivan has a very short and sharp rebuff of a National Review piece which claims that God supports individual gun ownership, as part of a “Biblical” right to self-defense.  In general, I hate the word “Biblical,” because it implies a simplicity which only ignorance can accept uncritically; the first Christians recognized many holy “books” (Biblia, a plural word), with various degrees of inspiration.  The Gospels abrogate some teachings of the other books specifically, others presumably (i.e. Christians don’t object to planting two types of crop in the same garden bed, despite a prohibition in the Torah never rescinded in any other canonical book), and probably others will be rescinded as we understand the Gospel better.  The current frontier in this is sexuality, just as earlier it was race and before that gender and before that slavery and before that democracy.

I do kind of like it when Christianists talk like this – when they say that Jesus wants us to have guns and kill people who come into our houses – because there is a chance that they will learn something at some point about actual Christianity whenever they “speak their folly and let it be known.”  Jesus preaches an ideal which remains the asymptote toward which history approaches; later Christian thinkers have tried to come up with some nice compromise, which is probably good enough for the majority in its own age, but which always moves in time.  And the great saints are the ones who try not to live the “nice compromise” but aim for the high ideal.  So Jesus proclaims nonviolence, and popes teach just war.  The papal standard is good enough, I suppose, but it’s not Christianity’s final word, and certainly not the standard against which the future will be judged.  With each passing generation, the standards of the earlier generations’ “good enough” become defective.  This is the meaning of time, is it not?  That’s why we still keep going, and that’s why living in history is so interesting.

Cold Spell.

23-Jan-13

34 degrees inside the cabin when I got up this morning. Don’t know how cold it was outside because it was colder than the thermometer’s range – it just said “LO”. Somewhere below zero. I had to defrost a block of mozzarella yesterday just to eat it – despite keeping it indoors. I thought about putting sugar on it and calling it ice cream, but I just put it by the fire and waited. I actually really love weather like this.

“We Flavor Kids’ Medicines.”

23-Jan-13

The S&M Pharmacy.  I really do love Queens.  On Main Street, Kew Gardens Hills.  Full name is Shalom and Mecheieh Pharmacy.

We Need a Catholic Onion.

16-Jan-13

To deal with realities like this.  It’s old, but perennial.  Kind of Catholic in that way.

Why the hell is the Pope making knights anyway?  Yet another relic, like the fact that they have their own country and put gold on everything, of the fact that for a long long time they were not fishers of men but corrupt and venal kings.  And I’ll tell you when we get another fisher of men in the chair of Peter.  Might be a little while.  The arc of history is long, but it bends toward self-parody.